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Kia Demotivational Poster


My Father Told Me Once -


TAGS: honor duty kia military army
Rating: 4.67/5

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Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 3:13 am
The two greatest blessings a man can get is someone worth living for and a cause worth dying for.


DEVOTION - More than just words on a fancy scrap of paper.


TAGS: military wife kia war marine
Rating: 4.7/5

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Krissie - July 4, 2011, 11:29 am
5sad lions.... :'(


STAYIN' ALIVE -


TAGS: goldfish dancing paraprosdokian humor poster
Rating: 4.88/5

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Rick69 - February 29, 2016, 1:22 pm
Lulz...
lgvernon - February 29, 2016, 10:47 am

Only the one spatula, huh? (Thanks!)
concern3 - February 29, 2016, 3:28 am
Definitely an up yours
MissPriss - February 28, 2016, 10:37 pm
No seriously...I had a goldfish that did something similar to that, several times, til 1 day found him dried to the wall. Couldn't even pry him off with a spatula...no dinner that night :(
GaryO - February 28, 2016, 7:09 pm
y'UP


FALLEN SOLDIERS -


TAGS: war mia kia honor service
Rating: 4.96/5

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deeplink1010 - April 22, 2013, 9:08 am
The Bingo balls is the famous game in the gambling world as you all know very well.


NOT MADE IN AMERICA - A GOOD THING?


TAGS: kia
Rating: 4/5

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DID SOMEONE ASK - If there was a doctor in the house?


TAGS: doctor jack kevorkian suicide
Rating: 3.17/5

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BoneCD - June 5, 2009, 5:32 pm
Excellent!!!!


ROMANCE LIVES -




REQUIESCAT IN PACE -


TAGS: jack kevorkian quote
Rating: 4.65/5

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Reality Lord - June 4, 2011, 4:50 pm

epic dude


SYMPATHY - No one has cared more than him!




MARKETING -


TAGS: kia work horse motor show show girls surprise
Rating: 4.39/5

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agdaniele - March 23, 2011, 11:39 pm
KIA - also known as Killed In Action. Not the best selling point for veterans.


It Happened In Kandahar -


TAGS: military soldier army kia respect
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - August 9, 2013, 11:04 pm
Thank you for the kind words and the excellent ratings. :)
MissPriss - August 9, 2013, 5:12 pm
And there is any wonder as to why you were missed around here? A 5L indeed!
Greybeard - August 9, 2013, 7:46 am
Thank you. Its a very powerful ph**o...
rerun - August 9, 2013, 7:09 am

This is the 1st poster I see upon arrival this morning. The bar for today has already been set & it is quite high. Excellent poster


What to do, what to do…….. -


TAGS: paraprosdokian pics and prose
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - December 25, 2013, 6:01 pm
Thanks RL. Merry Christmas, M'Lord
Reality Lord - December 25, 2013, 5:37 pm

OMG, i took the bait...nice finish gary. merry christmas


THE WORST FEELING -


TAGS: paraprosdokian fear humor irony love
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - October 24, 2013, 12:14 pm

Thanks, CL and GaryO. Paraprosdokians are a favorite device of mine. I looked for a long time for a graphic to go with this one. Then this guy popped up. I think he's super creepy to me because his handsomeness belies what's in his gaze. C.R.E.E.P.Y.
GaryO - October 24, 2013, 9:16 am
I so love the paraprosdokian facet of humor
GaryO - October 24, 2013, 9:12 am
He He
chickenlittle - October 24, 2013, 12:14 am
That's great LG, love the little twist at the end, 5L :)


FLEXIBILITY -




THE WHEELS ON THE BUS - Go round and round...The allies under the bus go crunch, crunch, crunch crunch, crunch, crunch...all through the town.


TAGS: britian poland czechoslovakia israel obama
Rating: 2.29/5

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GodsWorshipMe - September 28, 2009, 4:44 pm
Oh look! It's the political shortbus to hell!


HEY! - That's not a Nokia 8800! I looked it up! Graffiti lied to me...




GREAT EXPECTATIONS -


TAGS: paraprosdokian humor bar poster
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - March 19, 2015, 10:23 pm

LOL!
rerun - March 19, 2015, 8:11 pm

I really shouldn't post personal stuff to facebook.
GaryO - March 19, 2015, 8:29 am
Sweet. Here's to a wonderful rendition (raisin' the glass.
Silverheart - March 19, 2015, 1:36 am

Go to another location and vote again using a different IP address. I'm just gonna give it a 5L this one time...
Bandit5906 - March 18, 2015, 1:04 pm
Any way to 5L twice?


AGGRAVATION -


TAGS: intruder fright startled paraprosdokian
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - May 3, 2015, 3:38 pm
Cat flushing your toilet again?
mizzdizz - May 2, 2015, 11:06 pm
LOL!!! Happens every time my neighbors turn on the washing machine when I'm in the shower! The sudden drop in water pressure is a bit startling! Great poster IgV! Nice and spooky! 5L!


GAMING -


TAGS: winning losing paraprosdokian humor
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - October 28, 2014, 1:00 am

LOL!~
Thedge - October 28, 2014, 12:16 am
M'goth, again to m'tongue! More 25 thent wordth than Carter hath Liver Pillth ! Nithe one, though.


WAKE-UP CALL -


TAGS: drinking humor paraprosdokian
Rating: 5/5

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Rick69 - March 1, 2016, 3:40 am
Funny thing (probably better-suited on forum), I've never drunk but most bartenders in my locality know me... The perks of being the designated driver for my alcoholic excuses of friends.


CONSOLATION -


TAGS: alone valentine paraprosdokian sarcastic humor
Rating: 4.93/5

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NickDahlmier - February 11, 2016, 11:35 am
Yeah, but it's hard for most to do it "properly".
Silverheart - February 1, 2016, 5:46 pm

There's always 'self love'.
spacedog - February 1, 2016, 12:21 am
Nice.


DISMAY -


TAGS: aging paraprosdokian hair humor
Rating: 4.73/5

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Rick69 - February 9, 2016, 5:09 pm
Gives a new meaning to meatball...
mizzdizz - February 6, 2016, 8:45 am
EW! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! 5 ROTFL lions!
MissPriss - February 6, 2016, 12:06 am
That changes my decision on supper tomorrow night...looks like the Chinese food wins again...teehee.
lgvernon - February 5, 2016, 8:52 pm

Thanks, Greeny.
Greeny - February 5, 2016, 8:49 pm
N1LG


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